You know you are a mom when...

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You come home from work with a stomach bug and instead of relaxing and taking care of yourself, you end up cleaning up your kid's vomit, calling a plumber to unclog the bathtub, and catching a mouse in your house. I need a vacation! Please join in!

Guys that you think you might want to date assume that you want to talk about their problems and to cook food for them.

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius"--Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

random young people approach you in nightclubs, asking you where they're allowed to smoke.

When I was your age, I was already trying to kill my second husband and make it look like bears did it.
@MadameFilth
books!