I thought I'd be all upset about her God-talk, cuz I'm just not down with that (although I'm more relaxed about it than Etta Candy. Anyone talking to her these days? She must be having a sh*t fit).
But, after watching both of these videos, what really sticks with me is that P*lin is really boring and really repetitive, and very, very dumb. She's not folksy; she's vacuous.
She sounds EXACTLY like the "guy-you-hate-to-hear-in-church"--the guy who gets up and talks about G*d and J*sus and being saved and does the kinda elbow-nudge thing with someone else who's been saved, but, when the guy is done talking, you find that you haven't learned anything, you haven't been saved, you aren't inspired, you have nothing to take with you--to dwell on--after church, and, at best, you feel slightly irritated or creeped out, and at worst--you realize that you have a void of 1/2 an hour in your life, and you can't remember what just happened. Because nothing did.

So, this is what she sounds like before GOP bootcamp and rote soundbites.
She has nothing to say. Nothing. Nothing.

Hey, wake up, mamas...I caught you snoozing! We can go out in the lobby now and get some coffee from those big ol' urns and some stale donuts and smell church lady perfume and make fun of how everyone is dressed.