Why I LOVE the laundromat

Submitted by BeforeDreaming on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 1:46pm.

Because, with out fail, my stained Luna Pad will migrate to the front of the dryer and press itself up against the glass. It happens no matter how many clothes I am drying, even if there is only one pad in the entire load.
This is a physics thing, I'm sure of it. The duration of time it spends pressed against the glass in all of it's blood-stained glory is directly proportional to the presence of a hot womyn folding her laundry within sight of my dryer.

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Submitted by Mercury on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 5:14am.

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Submitted by dragon chic on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 12:07am.

hell yes!

let the world see - it's covered in love, grace, reality and beauty! those bastards can take it!

picture this:

the last time i got laid, i get up in the middle of the night to pee and i know that i've started my period. barney rubble is asleep after a marathon sexcapade, only to want more in the morning. i give him the disclaimer and go to town!

he needed to get used to this because it's high time for the bloody mary action!

fact: he is not used to it, and quite prudish about bodily functions but plows away!

you should have seen his balls! christmas came early!

i'm so ridiculously proud to post about this, i have no shame!

blood is creation - the world needs to change it's opinion, quickly!

p.s.

we complete the mission, and he gets up - i hear him say: "oh my god, that's different". i left my mark on him. and yes, the laundry mat just received an upgrade! right on!

love - your friend in seattle,

christy x/dc

code name: cassiopeia

Submitted by BeforeDreaming on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 3:08am.

"you should have seen his balls! christmas came early!"
I am in tears from laughing so hard. Thank you, sister!

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Submitted by dragon chic on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 3:15am.

i love you girl! great to see you tonight!

you know what? who says a little blood on a man's balls is wrong?! you and i both know that it's perfectly fine.

he tried to hide how tripped out he was, and i wasn't even bleeding that badly!

he was a baby about it, a spot of blood on his sheets and he had to soak them!

i need a real man who isn't afraid to tackle the monthly cycle!

i want sex all the time, not just 3 weeks out of a month.

here's to easter time, and women getting creative about it! it's high time that we universally switched up our game!

love,

your friend - christy x!

code name: cassiopeia

Submitted by yoginisinglemama on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 8:50pm.

this is a great visual too funny!!! hopefully you are setting a good example??

Submitted by mamasan on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 6:12pm.

I love the imagery!

Submitted by bitch-face on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:54pm.

That's happened to me many times, now I have a washer but I hang them on the line. lol is that really any better Eye-wink

Submitted by BeforeDreaming on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:57pm.

Giggling at the thought of your pads swaying gently in the breeze.

Submitted by mamaneen on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:50pm.

said hottie has her own lunapads at home and thinks, "hey, she is taking good care of her punani, too. maybe next time i see her here, i'll work up the nerve to ask her to get coffee sometime or something." Cool

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Submitted by BeforeDreaming on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:58pm.

One can dream...

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Submitted by raspberrytoast on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 2:01pm.

I'm so glad that I have recently acquired a life with a washer and dryer in a laundry room!

The wise poet Rumi tells us--
Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there
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