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Please share your kid funnies....Submitted by hollygolightly on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 5:57pm.
freakinchillinmom had a post earlier that made me remember how much I love reading what these little beings come up with to say. So share some kid funnies. Here goes mine: Last night, my mum bought the girls these hideous sparkly pink shoes and when Ava saw the things, she shouted, "Oh my goodness, they are so fascist!" She of course meant to say fashionable, but I love that she used the term fascist! hollygolightly's blog | login or register to post comments | email this page | printer friendly version
She can make up sentences of 4-5 words now which has been awesome. But that's not the point, that's just me bragging...lol...anyway, she hurt her finger a couple of weeks ago and I asked her if she wanted me to kiss it, she sad yes. That was the first time I've offered and it was the last, then two days ago whe said 'Mama, kiss my toes" and I said "you want me to kiss your toes? "Yes" she said I asked why, she said "owie toes, kiss my toes' you should have seen how totally pleased she was when I bent over and kissed her toes...she giggled so much it was totally sweet. All the while I'm thinking, "ok, princess, you've got mama wrapped around your finger, dontcha".
My three year old daughter asked me to tie her shoes a couple weeks ago because she she couldn't because she was 'still too stupid' to do it. That made me and her dad melt and give a ten minute motivational peptalk with lots of reassurance, but it was through giggles. A. announced, at a restaurant, "this animal has a big penis!" I had to explain to him that it was just the animal's leg, that they don't put penises on animal crackers. *red face* "revolution is not a one time event" Audre Lorde To my dad when Ella was sitting on his shoulders: "Grandpa, you don't have any hair on top of your head, only on the sides." To me after I explained what a period was: "But why does blood come out of your butt?" And when we were on a plane last month, Ella said something very quietly to me, so I asked her to repeat herself, and she yelled at the top of her lungs for everyone around us to hear: "I'M PRETTY!". everytime Ro hear's someone blow their nose or fart he says, "Daddy Poop!" "Religion is for people who are afraid of hell. Spirituality is for Well, it wasn't so funny in the middle of the night, but now it's kinda cute. DS woke me up with his little whines and grunts and I look over and he has his little butt up in the air rocking back and forth. He was trying his hardest to crawl in his sleep and getting quite angry. The he'd kick his legs out and try again. Cute in retrospect, that little butt just a swaying..... BleuRoo Handcrafted Sweetness for HIV follow up care for Z... Oops
I've gone into 2 hospital rooms when that alarm has gone off: I may just ignore the next one after those experiences... All were horrified, but the least embarassed was the 70+ year old nun/nurse, who simply walked in and reset the alarm, saying cheerfully, "glad to see you're not dead!" Ava did that once, too, when my grandmother was in the hospital. It is amazing how fast so many people can fit into a room! Thanks for sharing, it sounded like you needed some kind of laughter on that day, mama. Simon's favorite food is rosemary and onion lamb. I call this dish "meat" for simplicity's sake. So I tell Simon we're going to have "meat" and he yells "Yeah! Meat!" So Tony has taken to teasing him and saying "No! Meat!" Usually after I announce this dish is coming I hear the boys in the other room: Yeah! Meat! chanting on and on... ***the United States is one of only four out of 168 countries studied to not have some form of paid family leave for new moms. We join Swaziland, Papua New Guinea, and Lesotho in not having that policy in place. *** DD is so fond of cheese. And she is lisping, having found out to say "s" quite recently. I love to hear her say "Käse" with such a enthusiasm is her voice. Wish you could hear her, too... |
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