i hate resolutions

Submitted by punkmama on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 4:56am.

so here, let's have some fun, don't cheat! post the first one you get!

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here.

i am so doing this one, though.

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Submitted by Velma on Sun, 12/31/2006 - 5:13am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Find out who I got that STD from.

Get your resolution here.

Hey, nomad!

***the United States is one of only four out of 168 countries studied to not have some form of paid family leave for new moms. We join Swaziland, Papua New Guinea, and Lesotho in not having that policy in place. ***

Submitted by meeshel on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 8:41pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make millions in the rubber ducky industry.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by nomad on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 7:27pm.

Just what I need!

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Catch a sexually transmitted disease.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by star on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 7:17pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Grow some new friends.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by sebsmom on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 5:59pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Get high on life.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by larueparker on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 3:29am.

how all of our resolutions fit us so kindly. especially yours, bitch-face!

"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane."
-The Scorpions

Submitted by oogiemama on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 3:25am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop dating musicians.

Get your resolution here.

but i totally want yours etta candy...

Submitted by Etta Candy on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 3:19am.

this is my actual resolution:

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be kinky more often.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by mrs. sauce on Sat, 12/30/2006 - 12:02am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Take a shower.

Get your resolution here.

* I blame men *

Submitted by larueparker on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:51pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make the FBI's most wanted list.

Get your resolution here.

"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane."
-The Scorpions

Submitted by mamaneen on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:26pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start wearing panties again.

Get your resolution here.

"if i pass for other than what i am/do you feel safer?" ~lani ka'ahumanu
www.walkingthewalls.blogspot.com

"dragon knows dragon

Submitted by denessasma on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:27pm.

how did you get brittany's resolution?

Jessica
I'm a rock star baby.....Ja Rule

Submitted by OrangeWhip on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:11pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Start spamming people I do not like.

Get your resolution here.

(BTW, huge belated congratulations on your graduation, punkmama!!)

Submitted by oldladygrady on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 3:58pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Make my own porn video,

Get your resolution here.

"If a woman who sleeps with other women is smashing patriarchy, then a woman who sleeps with whomever she wants is just plain anarchy."
-Unknown

Submitted by Collegemama on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 3:42pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop smoking pot by taking up crack instead.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by Catmama on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:55pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Swallow more, spit less.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by lisanne1105 on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:50pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Become a slut.

YAY!!!

Submitted by sweetdumpling on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:32pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Be more ganster than Snoop Dogg.

Get your resolution here.

i think she found a blog!!!! and now for the pictures

Submitted by lapina on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:23pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by denessasma on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 2:21pm.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stealing all of my music off of the Internet.

Get your resolution here.

Jessica
I'm a rock star baby.....Ja Rule

Submitted by PlacentaMom on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:54am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Ride a mechanical bull in drag.

Get your resolution here.


http://groups.myspace.com/hipmamablog
www.placentarocks.com

Submitted by jmoon on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 8:28am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop being a sissy and fight the bully who keeps stealing my milk money.

Submitted by redmomma on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 6:43am.

This one is much better than ours, PM. Eye-wink

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Stop being a productive member of society.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by bitch-face on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 6:30am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Give myself an anal probe.

Get your resolution here.

nessy, master of the universe
it seems like everyone and their dog has a food blog

Submitted by LV on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 5:38am.

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Submitted by LV on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 5:38am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Get further into debt.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by mnemosyne on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 5:30am.

dp

Submitted by mnemosyne on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 5:29am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Get married in a bar.

Get your resolution here.

Submitted by mamanopajamas on Fri, 12/29/2006 - 5:09am.

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Take over the world.

Get your resolution here.

http://www.connectingmoms.com/kiakiali.htm

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